my left index finger + a mini screwdriver.

my roommate got a new watch and he was taking some links out of it. and i wanted a turn...

"i can do it, i've done it before. let me try!"

"okay. but be careful. don't impale yourself."

the next thing i know i'm saying, "there's a screwdriver in my finger. it hurts really bad. i need a paper towel. there's blood. someone get james. james hurry this isn't a joke. hurrrrrrrrrrrry! i've impaled myself!"

and off we went to the er because (despite what my family thinks) i was not about to pull that thing out myself. or let anyone else do it.