don't wear an underwire bra.

that's what an attorney told me today. odd? not really. i was telling her that i'll be visiting a PRISON soon. and that was her advice for me. apparently the last time she visited a client in prison they made her remove her underwire bra and put on a janky ol' thing from THE BOX of gross non-underwire bras. made her.

i think i'll take her advice since i'm going to PRISON. for a visit. because occasionally when you can't find kids' family in the community, you find them in the prison. and BAM. you have a wealth of information about the paternal side of things. (or maternal, depending.) and now we've got a family tree and then we conduct a us-search and then, what do you know, there are people related to these kids who CARE ABOUT THEM. and the good news? not everyone who's in prison is related to prisoners.

ONWARD! TO PRISON! IN A SPORTS BRA!