to those of you who hire people.

when someone isn't getting the job, don't tell them how great of an interviewer they were, how impressed you are and how you wish you could hire them. just tell them they didn't get the job. end of story. doing it the long way is like getting your eyebrows waxed nice and slow. nobody wants their eyebrows waxed slow. how painful would that be? seriously! i know you were trying be nice, but i wasn't the best and that's all i hear from you. everything else enters my ears from charlie brown's mama's mouth.

here's to a mid-day martini in celebration of me not getting my first choice traineeship. settling for second isn't always that bad, right?