my roommate got a new watch and he was taking some links out of it. and i wanted a turn...
"i can do it, i've done it before. let me try!"
"okay. but be careful. don't impale yourself."
the next thing i know i'm saying, "there's a screwdriver in my finger. it hurts really bad. i need a paper towel. there's blood. someone get james. james hurry this isn't a joke. hurrrrrrrrrrrry! i've impaled myself!"
and off we went to the er because (despite what my family thinks) i was not about to pull that thing out myself. or let anyone else do it.
Monday, May 25, 2009
my left index finger + a mini screwdriver.
posted by emilykatz at 10:59 AM
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just threw up a little in my mouth
that's disgusting. i hope you got some blood on the watch (for memory sake).
sick!
YOU ARE CRAZY.
oh. my. gosh.
that gets me everytime. so crazy em.
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nixon??
it is indeed a nixon. how did you know?
Is that blood or iodine?
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