baseballs float?!

tonight i learned that baseballs float (unlike golf balls). get your laughter out now, i already feel dumb thinking that they sink. anyway, barry bonds hit one into the water tonight, straight into mccovey cove where one lucky kayaker scooped up #738. overall, the game was fabulous- sara, dan and trent joined in on the fun: hot dogs, garlic fries and a win for the giants! i heart at&t park. in july, the giants host the dodgers so i might take my brother for his birthday. that is the one time i will root for the visitor.

this is funny [now], though i wasn't laughing when it happened: during the 11th inning, we moved down into some good [and expensive] seats [that we didn't pay for]. the woman directly behind me told me she couldn't see over my head. [ha!] i turned around and said, "are you serious? i'm five-two-and-three-quarters. i've never heard something so ridiculous. but for you, i will slouch." i couldn't believe it. she said i was blocking her perfect view of homeplate. i should have just told her to sit up straight [i didn't because my mother taught me better than that] [and i was illegally sitting in those seats].