Friday, August 7, 2009

and now for a something a little more lighthearted.

lines from this week:

"so. i'm not getting my professional needs met. can i get some help with that?"

"i really think you should shadow my cousin. she helped this virgin woman have sex after being married for thirtynine years. pelvic floor stuff. fascinating, really."

"i'm allergic to broke."

"please say san quentin is a small town with cute little people and not just a prison?"

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