i was waiting for the bus on market and powell and an "all-american" family pulls up to the stop light, rolls down the window and says, "do you know where the cannabis club is?" i couldn't believe that i was just asked that. wow. do i give off the impression that i would know where the cannabis is? what the hell?!
my boss has been teasing me by saying i have a new boyfriend. here's the story: yesterday we went to 'out the door,' one of the best restaurants in the city and the host (who was cute, but i couldn't tell what team he was on) greeted us and for the 20 seconds that we were standing there, gazed into my eyes for at least 9 of them. it was out of control. i was completely thrown off, not to mention uncomfortable (try deeply staring into someone's eyes for 9 seconds- it's a long time!)... i looked at my boss with a funny look and then we were seated. as we were leaving the restaurant, the host went out of his way to say goodbye to us, again giving me a deep stare, though this time much shorter. ummm. yeah, so now i have an 'out the door' boyfriend.
Thursday, August 9, 2007
cannabis & deep staring.
posted by emilykatz at 5:35 PM
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