yep, not even kidding. went to the afternoon giants game, scooting down mission street going about thirty-five, driving totally safe while still making it to class on time and i see the pigeons in the road eating something... they hear me coming, they fly up and one ran into my arm. AT THIRTY-FIVE MILES AN HOUR. i certainly yelled a four letter word. i couldn't believe that just happened. so i look in my mirror, turn my head and see this clump of bird on the ground with feathers slowly floating their way back down to the cement. I KILLED A PIGEON WITH MY RIGHT ARM, unintentionally, of course.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
i killed a pigeon today. (!!!)
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hahaha awesome, did that hurt your arm? Glad it didn't cause an accident. Way to stay calm on the scooter!
birds are lame. don't feel guilty. that's fucking hilarious.
omg i'm seeing you next weekend!!
i'm kind of curious - did you stop, turn around, and take this picture, or did you just google 'dead pigeon?'
way to go, katz! no one likes pigeons, anyways.
i googled "dead pigeon"-- and this was one of the least intense pictures. some of the others had BLOOD!
that was the most hilarious text message of my life. and now the most hilarious blog post. love it.
laughing out loud at the pigeon story. i thought you had the decency to stop, say and prayer and snap a photo of the poor thing.
oh well, now i know the truth!
I need to read your blog daily. This is just too good! I'm cracking up.
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