Friday, July 18, 2008

me and martha.

yes, you can stop laughing now. but i am referring to THE martha, THE one and ONLY martha: martha stewart. i adore her. and clearly i don't know that much about business and what she did to land herself in JAIL for FIVE MONTHS but i still adore her (fraud, lying, something like that, right?). over the years she has taught me how to recover a chair, make pie, plant bulbs, take care of horses' shoes and of course, tips and tricks for things i didn't even know i needed. but i needed them. boy did i need them. anyway, martha makes me laugh. and i think her latest post will make you laugh too. SHE WENT TO THE DMV! she is one of the biggest dorks i know. wait, i don't actually know her. anyway.

countdowns:
to coldplay: SIX HOURS! to michele replacing her wedding band: i say it happens within THREE DAYS. to me getting an iPhone: EIGHT DAYS!

2 comments:

Kristyn said...

i love martha too. i used to watch her show every weekday morning at 9a.m. in the summers (before i was old enough to have to get a summer job).

i wonder how she has time to write a blog (complete with a zillion pictures and captions of her DMV experience) while also being such an expert on all things domestic, taping a TV show, maintaining a magazine, keeping herself well-groomed, and jetting off to places like iceland. hmm...some people seem to have time for everything.

Anonymous said...

1) Martha was wearing her sweater on her shoulders in the picture. That's going to look horrible. What was she thinking? (She needed you there, Emily, to tell her what is fashionable).

2) Her blog is boring. There, I said it. Her blog is boring in comparison with yours. She had all these lame pictures up of brochures and dogs with bows and herself at the counter... yawn. But then I clicked back to YOUR blog and VIOLA, I re-read your short but concise paragraph and laughed 3x. I laughed really hard at the part wher eyou said "she is one of the biggest dorks i know, wait, i don't actually know her." HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU emily